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Steam Ostrich
What
Doctor Vellocet's Steam Powered Ostrich. “Your Personal Antarctic Avian” ™
Why
Because if you tried to explore the Antarctic wastes with normal Ostrich, it wouldn't survive, silly.
Are you crazy
Probably.
Facilities
- 2 walker-legs
- neck-mounted tea-pot head for dispensing reviving Tea even in the more inhospitable environments
- Side mounted auto-loading chain-fed machine-nerf-run for dispensing bursts of civilizing nerf upon any savages/endangered species/irreplaceable archaeological treasures.
- Plush velvet seat
- Missile switch!
- 4 port exhaust stack (wonky). Construction: cardboard toilet tubes, angle-cut at ends and hot-glued together for welding effect. One has a rain-protection witches' hat.
Appearences
- GSPA Steampunk Ball, July 30th 2011 @ Scitech, Perth!