Doctor Vellocet's Steam Powered Ostrich. “Your Personal Antarctic Avian” ™

Because if you tried to explore the Antarctic wastes with normal Ostrich, it wouldn't survive, silly.

Probably.

• 2 walker-legs
• neck-mounted tea-pot head for dispensing reviving Tea even in the more inhospitable environments
• Side mounted auto-loading chain-fed machine-nerf-run for dispensing bursts of civilizing nerf upon any savages/endangered species/irreplaceable archaeological treasures.
• Plush velvet seat
• Missile switch!
• 4 port exhaust stack (wonky). Construction: cardboard toilet tubes, angle-cut at ends and hot-glued together for welding effect. One has a rain-protection witches' hat.

• GSPA Steampunk Ball, July 30th 2011 @ Scitech, Perth!