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Steam Ostrich
What
Doctor Vellocet's Steam Powered Ostrich. “Your Antarctic Avian”
Why
Because if you tried to explore the Antarctic wastes with normal ostrich, it wouldn't survive, silly.
Are you crazy
Yes
Facilities
- 2 walker-legs
- neck-mounted tea-pot head for dispensing reviving Tea even in the more inhospitable environments
- Side mounted auto-loading chain-fed machine-nerf-run for dispensing bursts of civilizing nerf upon any savages/endangered species/irreplaceable archaeological treasures.
- Plush velvet seat
- Missile switch!
- 4 port exhaust stack (wonky)
